H1-B KA MAYAJAAL...
Bhagdad..shor...hulla gulla...
hai Rattle and Hum..
suno suno duniya ke logo
H1-B hua khatam..
socha nahi tha aisa kabhi..
kisi ne bhi sapne mein...
sabki Phati hai ek saath ab...
batiyane lage sab aapne mein...
Gultis with H1's laage muskane....
dowry ke unke badhenge rate..
gulti without H1 bola 'mereku tension naakko'..
gas station pe waise bhi roz kaam 'kartoun' mein till late...
Radat hoti Ketaki ...
waste ho gayi uski zindagi..
"hastos kashala Parag vedhya...wat lagli ahey aamchi..."
"tula kay sangu aata...saalya tya Bush chya aai chi...."
Gujju bhai bolya "apan ne sheni chitna..
aapde lagn karsu with NRI Patel...
3 mahina ma Green Card..1 waras ma Citizenship..
pachi sambhalvani Motel..." (I wish)
Santa bola Banta nu..
Praaji tension na lo tusi...
pata tha mennu ticktein bik jaawegi..
te 'reservation' pehle kara liya tha assi... :)
aisi kai saari kahani...
suni peechle deeno logo ki zubaani...
sabhi hai pareshan, pyaare bhaiyon aur beheno....
desi consultants ki hai meherbaani...
$DOLLAR$ ke puull baandhe hue...
hai kaai umeede begaani..
kya pata ab kaun bachega..
hogi kiski qurbaani...
*****
Current Mood: Freaked Out..
Current Song: 'Open Road' by 'Bryan Adams' from the album 'Room Service'
I'm rolling on and on and on
who knows where i'm goin'?
life is an open road - it's the best story never told
it's an endless sky – it's the deepest sea
life is an open road to me
life is an open road to me
hai Rattle and Hum..
suno suno duniya ke logo
H1-B hua khatam..
socha nahi tha aisa kabhi..
kisi ne bhi sapne mein...
sabki Phati hai ek saath ab...
batiyane lage sab aapne mein...
Gultis with H1's laage muskane....
dowry ke unke badhenge rate..
gulti without H1 bola 'mereku tension naakko'..
gas station pe waise bhi roz kaam 'kartoun' mein till late...
Radat hoti Ketaki ...
waste ho gayi uski zindagi..
"hastos kashala Parag vedhya...wat lagli ahey aamchi..."
"tula kay sangu aata...saalya tya Bush chya aai chi...."
Gujju bhai bolya "apan ne sheni chitna..
aapde lagn karsu with NRI Patel...
3 mahina ma Green Card..1 waras ma Citizenship..
pachi sambhalvani Motel..." (I wish)
Santa bola Banta nu..
Praaji tension na lo tusi...
pata tha mennu ticktein bik jaawegi..
te 'reservation' pehle kara liya tha assi... :)
aisi kai saari kahani...
suni peechle deeno logo ki zubaani...
sabhi hai pareshan, pyaare bhaiyon aur beheno....
desi consultants ki hai meherbaani...
$DOLLAR$ ke puull baandhe hue...
hai kaai umeede begaani..
kya pata ab kaun bachega..
hogi kiski qurbaani...
*****
Current Mood: Freaked Out..
Current Song: 'Open Road' by 'Bryan Adams' from the album 'Room Service'
I'm rolling on and on and on
who knows where i'm goin'?
life is an open road - it's the best story never told
it's an endless sky – it's the deepest sea
life is an open road to me
life is an open road to me
Thoughts of Victim Of Desire at
5:28 PM
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** 3 mahina ma Green Card..1 waras ma Citizenship.. ** - Why should you worry than?
WAAH!! WAAH!! BRILLIANT!!!! maza aa gaya padh ke...lol!!!!!
First couple of H1 application days were really scary. 200K is way to much for the limit of 65K.
Sachya: Abe problem wahi to hai ki koi NRI Patel milti nahi...
Venky: ;) .. jinki waat lagi hai unko bilkul mazza nahi aa raha hai lekin..
Mrinmayee: Days to abhi bhi scary hi hai...khabar nathi su thavanu che :(
Patel nahi milti.. to Shah ko doodh le.. Atlanta mein kafi hai.. tu bole to chakkar chalaun?
BTW how many languages do u know?
Mrinal: Oye..main kab se bol raha hoon ..bhool gayi kya?
Mrinal:Arey Shah bhi chalegi..green card hona chahiye bas..uus criteria ke allawa i m an equal opportunity, affirmative action employer :)
and about languages..i know 4 proper languages that everyone speaks and 1 language that only i can speak.. :)
Sachin: Chaman...terepe confidence nahi usko :P
abhi tak ke 13K applications mile hai...Masters quota is still open.
Mrinmayee: Yeh 13k kahan se aaya bhai...did you mean 133k.. and they still dont know how many of the 133k were masters applications so it cannot be said that it is 'really' open although they have not declared a last date yet...we'll see...
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