Writing Testimonials

After getting a billion invites from people to join Orkut and Hi5, i was eventually fed up and finally became a member of both these social networking communities sometime back...if not for anything else, atleast in the hope that i would not see any more invitations in my inbox to join these sites...but it turns out that it was not very bad after all...i was able to reconnect with some of my old friends...there are many more there whom I found, know well and with whom i don't want to connect. I was kinda suprised with this decision of mine, given that i was (am?) a very social guy..but I guess after some point in time its not about the no. of people in your address books but the quality of people with whom you wish to associate with.

Anway, those thoughts apart, one good thing about these websites is that you can write testimonials for friends..i have never really written a testimonial for anyone..but when the subject for the testimonial is one of my best friends, i sure can be a little crazy...here is what I wrote about him..am not naming him here, for the obvious reason that those who know him will say "I totally agree!!"..hehe..:-). Here it goes:

ab yeh janab ke kya kehne..pothi galli ke hanuman mandir ke baju mein 3 lakdiyan laga ke cricket khelta tha hamare saath. Rajendra High School principal cried the day he left school,they never expected him to pass the 10th grade:-) they will be surprised to know, as I am till date, that he turned out to be a real good Programmer...Powered by Ctrl+C and driven by Ctrl+V...who says copying in school doesnt help..he can drive real well too..has successfully driven away all the girls that ever knew him just by being himself. If looks could kill, he would be dead by now. A born genius, he is multi-talented...has the talent to talk and piss you off at the same time...believes that he cooks really well...and the loo in his apartment confirms that...is completely shameless and devoid of self-respect, given the fact that he keeps calling me up everyday even now when i have told him a zillion times that he tortures me to death..

In all..a total loss , an utter disgrace to humanity and one of my best friends. *chumma*

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Wish you, whoever you are and wherever you are, a very happy and prosperous new year: a year where you hopefully wont act like the stupid dumbass that you were this year!! Hope you have a great year ahead...